Dad, I think I'm in love.
Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Dad how is that even relevant
Do he got the booty my child.
Child. Do he got da booty.
*sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Then I ship it, my child.
Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him
or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD
how are your grades this semester?
mother what's important is that we have health
sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying
hey there. youre probably wondering why the hell im duct taped to the ceiling