I Am Acutely Aware That We Are Alone

Giuliette. 16 years. Doctor Who. Supernatural. Merlin. Skins UK. Misfits. Sherlock. Community. New Girl. Avengers. Harry Potter. Awkward. Teen Wolf. Writer. Artist. Musician. A book! A book! My kingdom for a book! Happy. Sad. Everything in between. Adventures, adventures. Where to begin? There's a smallish world in my head, ladies and gents. It's expanding and pulling everything in and whirling about in a whole flare of color and sound and emotion and experience. So look out. It's a reality defying jungle in here.

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Future Child:

Dad, I think I'm in love.

Me:

Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".

Future Child:

Dad how is that even relevant

Me:

Do he got the booty my child.

Future Child:

...what

Me:

Child. Do he got da booty.

Future Child:

*sighs heavily* He doooooo.

Me:

Then I ship it, my child.

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

(Source: kanyewesticle, via squarepizza)

mom:

how are your grades this semester?

me:

mother what's important is that we have health

bluestiel:

sext: I tried to take my shirt off but it got stuck over my head and now I’m crying

(Source: punkasfrick, via squarepizza)

t-riz:

lol

(Source: ingridsundiin, via staypozitive)

dampsandwich:

hey there. youre probably wondering why the hell im duct taped to the ceiling

(via halebrows)

pizzaforpresident:

Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.

(via noteworthy-thoughts)

(Source: gwetymernans, via lordwhat)